Funny SMS Collection For You :)


    • WHAT IS EDUCATION?? EDUCATION IS THE PROCESS OF WASTING HALF OF YOUR LIFE TO LEARN HOW TO WASTE THE REMAINING HALF!!
    • KABHI KHUD KO PHONE LAGAKE DEKHA HAI? ENGAGE TONE SUNAI DEGI. THOUGHT-"DUNIYA SE MILNE ME SAB MAST HE.KHUD SE MILNE KI SARI LINE VYAST HAI."
    • EK HASINA KO DEKH KAR ARZ KIYA : TERI SMILE ME KYA CHAMAK HAI!! WAH WAH !!! TERI SMILE ME KYA CHAMAK HAI !! WOH MUSKURA KE BOLI:: ARE PAGLE MERI TOOTH PASTE ME NAMAK HAI!!!
    • BOOK KHULTI HAI JAB EXAMS KA SAMA HOTA HAI......... AISE MAUSAM MEIN HI TOH DIMAG TABAH HOTA HAI..... DIMAG KI BAATIEN ANSWER SHEET PE NAHI AATII., YEH FASANA TOH MARK SHEET PE BAYA HOTA HAI..
    • HUSBAND ASKS, DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF WIFE.IT MEANS..WITHOUT INFORMATION FIGHTING EVERYTIME! WIFE SATYS NO, IT MEANS:WITH IDIOT FOR EVER.
    • ROSES R RED VIOLETS R BLUE.MONKEYS LIKE U SHOULD KEPT IN A ZOO DON'T GET ANGRY BECAUSE U WILL FIND ME THERE TOO. NOT IN A CAGE BUT LAUGHING AT YOU
    • EK LADKI THI DEWANI SI, MOBILE LEKAR GHUMA KARTI THI,SHAMA KE GHABRA KE WO KUCH KARTI RAHTI THI, JAB BHI MILTI THI MUJHSE HAMESA PUCHA KARTI THI, YE ON KAISE HOTA HAI YE ON KAISE HOTA HAI
    • EXAMS KA SAYA HAI, EXAM KE DINO MEIN SUKH KISNE PAYA HAI? DUNIYA WALE KEHTE HAIN ACHE NUMBER LO, PAR INHE KAUN SAMJHAYE YEH TO MOH MAYA HAI!!
    • Q:) WHY DO GODS STAY UP IN HEAVEN? A:) BECAUSE THEY ARE AFRAID OF WHAT THEY HAVE CREATED!
    • EMPLOYEE- " BOSS MERI SHADI HO GAYI,MERI SALARY BHADA DO" BOSS- "FACTORY KE BAHAR HONE WALE HADSO KE LIYE COMPANY ZIMEDAR NAHI HOTI"
    • EVENING NEWS IS WHERE THEY BEGIN WITH 'GOOD EVENING', AND THEN PROCEED TO TELL YOU WHY IT ISN'T.
    • DO NOT ARGUE WITH AN IDIOT. HE WILL DRAG YOU DOWN TO HIS LEVEL AND BEAT YOU WITH EXPERIENCE.
    • I ASKED GOD FOR A BIKE, BUT I KNOW GOD DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY. SO I STOLE A BIKE AND ASKED FOR FORGIVENESS.
    • NOT EVERYONE IN THIS WORLD IS CRAZY. SOME ARE JUST PLAIN STUPID!
    • WOMEN LIVE A BETTER, LONGER & PEACEFUL LIFE...!! WHY? VERY SIMPLE… A WOMAN DOES NOT HAVE A WIFE..!!!
    • JAB TUM IS DUNIYA SE JAOGE, DOOR KAHIN EK NAYA JANAM PAOGE, IS BAR GALTEE SE JO HUA SO HUA, MUJHE YAKEEN HAI AGLI BAR LAMBI POONCH AUR 4 TAANG KE SAATH AAOGE..!!!
    • BABA JI KA MELA LAGA HAI HARIDWAR MEIN. PRASHAD MEIN RECHARGE COUPON DIYE JAYENGE. KISI AUR KO MAT BATANA. YE SMS SIRF CHUNINDA BHIKHARIYON KO BHEJE JA RAHA HAI
    • JISE KOYAL SAMJHE, WOH KAUWA NIKLA. DOSTI KE NAAM PAR HAUWA NIKLA. JO ROKA KARTE THEY HUMEIN SHARAB PEENE SE, AAJ UNKI JEB SE PAUWA NIKLA.
    • GETTING MARRIED IS VERY MUCH LIKE GOING TO A RESTAURANT WITH FRIENDS. YOU ORDER WHAT YOU WANT, THEN WHEN YOU SEE WHAT THE OTHER PERSON HAS, YOU WISH YOU HAD ORDERED THAT.
    • AN ENGINEERING STUDENT TO HIS SWEEPER BROTHER: I HAVE GOT DEGREE, I HAVE GOT KNOWLEDGE, I CAN SIT IN SOCIETY. WHAT DO YOU HAVE? SWEEPER: I HAVE THE JOB.