Jokes Collection :)
- TIKOLO AND CRICKET
TIKOLO: JANU 1 OVER ME KITNE BALL FEKE JATE HAI?
TIKOLI: 6 BALLS
TIKOLO: JANU.. GALAT JAWAB, 1 OVER ME 1 HI BALL 6 BAR FEKA JATA HAI.. :) - TIKOLO'S DAD ON HIS RESULT
TIKOLO'S DAD: AAJ MAINE TIKOLO KO BAHUT BURI TARAH MARA.
TIKOLO'S MOM : PAR KYU JI ???
TIKOLO'S DAD: ARE KAL USKA RESULT AANE WALA HAINA. - HOW TO KILL A GIRL
GIVE HER A BEAUTIFUL DRESS, NICE JEWELLERY, EXPENSIVE COSMETICS AND "LOCK HER IN A ROOM WITHOUT A MIRROR" - TIKOLO'S EXAM RESULT LOGIC
TIKOLO'S FATHER: BETA RESULT KA KYKA HUA ?
TIKOLO : DOCTOR SAHEB KA BETA FAIL HO GAYA.
FATHER: TERA RESULT.
TIKOLO: HEADMASTER KA LADKA FAIL HO GAYA.
FATHER: AUR TERA RESULT.
TIKOLO: KHANNA KA BETA BHI FAIL HO GAYA.
FATHER: BETA TERA KYA HUA?
TIKOLO: AAP KYA BILL GATES HO .. AAP KA BETA BHI FAIL HO GAYA :P ... - TIKOLO N GIRL FRIEND
TIKOLO : MOM YE GIRL FRIEND KYA HOTI HAI ...
MOM : JAB TU BADA HOKE ACHA LADKA BANEGA TO TUJHE BHI EK MILEGI ...
TIKOLO: AGAR ACHA LADKA NAHI BANA TO ...
MOM: BETA TO PHIR BAHUT MILENGI ... - KUTTE KA BREAK UP
" TUM KUTTE THE , KUTTE HO AUR KUTTE HI RAHOGE ..TUMHARI SOCH KUTTE JAISI HAI .. AUR TUMHARI ANNAE WALI NASAL BHI KUTTE JAISI HOGI" -- YE BOL KAR KUTTIYAKUTTE SE RUTH KE CHALI GAYI ..... - TIKOLO'S LOGIC
TIKOLO - WHY R ALL THESE PEOPLE RUNNING? MAN- THIS IS A RACE, THE WINNER WILL GET THE CUP. SARDAR-IF ONLY THE WINNER WILL GET THE CUP,WHY R OTHERS RUNNING? - TIKOLO'S ATTITUDE
TIKOLO'S ATTITUDE IN EXAM "THIS EXAM IS TOO EASY FOR ME.HOW COULD EXAMINER MAKE SUCH A EASY PAPER. I'LL GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE 2 CHALLEGE ME." - ZAMINDAR N TIKOLO
ZAMINDAR- MAI SUBAH AAPNI CAR ME NIKLU TOH SHAAM TAK AAPNI AADHI ZAMEEN BHI NAHI DEKH SAKTA.
TIKOLO- HUMARE PAAS BHI PEHLE AISI HI CAR THI. - TIKOLO N TIKOLI
TIKOLO : DARLING KAISI SABZI BANAI HAI, BILKUL GOBAR JAISA SWAD HAI !
TIKOLI : HEY BHAGWAN! NA JANE INHONE KYA-KYA KHA KE DEKHA HUA HAI. GOBAR KA SWAD BHI PATA HAI..! !!.....!! - TIKOLO'S LOGIC
TIKOLO NE 1MACHIS KI TILI JALAI NAI JALI 2 JALAI NAI JALI 3 JALAI WO JAL GAI TO TIKOLO NE JALDI SE BUJHA DI OR BOLA YE KAAM KI HAI RAKH LETA HU... - TIKOLO ON FM
TIKOLO CALLED FM AND SAID: I HV FOUND A WALLET WID 15000 RS CASH , A CREDIT CARD , AN I CARD OF MR MANIKCHAND , HOUSE NO234,NEW DELHI. RJ : HOW HONEST SIR !! DO U WNT 2 RETURN HIS WALLET?? TIKOLO : OYE R U CRAZY!! I JST WNT 2 DEDICATE A SAD SONG 2 HIM!!!!!! - TIKOLO'S LOGIC
TIKOLO-MAI FAIL HONA CHAHTA HU.
FRIEND:-KYU?
TIKOLO: PAPA NE KAHA HE KI 1ST AAYA TO SCIENCE DILWAYENGE 2ND AAYA TO ARTS FAIL HUA TO SHADI KARA DENGE - TIKOLO JI
TIKOLOJI NE 1MACHIS KI TILI JALAI NAI JALI 2 JALAI NAI JALI 3 JALAI WO JAL GAI TO SRDAR NE JALDI SE BUJHA DI OR BOLA YE KAAM KI HAI RAKH LETA HU.. - PAGAL PAGAL
1 PAGAL DOOSRE PAGAL SE:YAAR LIGHT CHALI GAYI. 2ND PAGAL:TO FAN CHALU KRO! 1ST PAGAL:PAGAL HO KYA? MOMBATTI BUJ NAHI JAYEGI! - INTERVIEW
AN INTERVIEWER TO STUDENT: " WHAT IS SCIENCE " STUDENT: @!#@#$# INTERVIEWER:I DINT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING! STUDENT: SAME IS D SITUATION HERE - MUJHE MERI BIWI DO
1 BACHA MAA SE PITNE KE BAD GHAR KE BAHER BETHA THA DAD:KYA HUA BACHA: PAPA! TUMHRI BIWI KE SAATH AB MERA GUZARA NHI HO SKTA MUJE MERI BIWI CHAHIE ... - HORSE AND THIEF
ONE POLICE ASKED TO THE THIEF : “HOW YOU THEFT THE HORSE WITHIN A MINUTE IN FRONT OF SO MANY PEOPLE?”
THIEF REPLIED, “I DID NOT TAKE THE HORSE, IT WAS THE HORSE WHO HAS TAKEN ME SO FAST WITHIN A SECOND.” - TEACHER AND STUDENT
Q) TEACHER: NAME 5 FEROCIOUS ANIMALS. .
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A) STUDENT: 2 LIONS AND 3 TIGERS - HUSBAND AND WIFE
HUSBAND TO WIFE: TUM MERI ZINDAGI HO, AUR...
WIFE: AUR KYA?
TELL ME AUR KYA?
WIFE SHOUTED: TELL ME AUR KYA?
HUSBAND: AUR LAANAT HAI AISI ZINDAGI PAR..